Wallace Liness

Wally hasn’t let go of that pillow since 1993.

Nicknames: Wally, Pillow Prophet
Role/Occupation: Retired school librarian, armchair philosopher, Clancy Cee’s lifelong friend
Segment: Backyard Mythos (BM)

Pick 5 Quote Options

“Truth is like a pillow — best hugged quietly, but it still supports you.”

“Charlie Brown grew up. I just… grew sideways.”

“You call it depression. I call it the nap that never ends.”

“Wally wisdom? It’s not mine. I just overheard it somewhere softer.”

“The world’s too sharp. That’s why I carry cushions.”

‘We’re all Snoopy sometimes. Just dancing on the roof, waiting for someone to notice.’”

DR. KAT: “I like Wally, but if he says one more thing about pillows, I’m staging an intervention.”