Karla Karma

• Hot enough to burn you. Patient enough to wait.

• Karla Karma in a leather dress doesn’t chase. She watches.

• Treat her gently and you’ll call her gorgeous. Cross her once and you’ll just call it all gone.

You can call her Karma, but only if you’re brave. Fiery hair, leather dress, and a smile that knows exactly when you’ll slip. She doesn’t need to curse you — the universe already did. She’s just here to look good while you trip over your own bad choices.

Nicknames: Bitch; Red Reckoning; Payback in Heels.

Occupation/Role: Cosmic Enforcer.

Segment: Signal Fires.

Bio: Whereas Gene Djinn offers you rope to hang yourself, Karla’s the one who tightens the knot. She doesn’t deal in wishes — she deals in balances. Wrong somebody? Cheat, lie, abuse, or steal? Karla’s already circling. She’s seductive, fiery, a little terrifying — but her power isn’t cruelty, it’s inevitability. She will find you. The scary part? She enjoys it.

Quotable:

“You don’t believe in Karma? Cute. I love skeptics.”

Rickles: “She’s what happens when your ex-girlfriend gets tenure in the universe.”

“Forgiveness is divine. I’m not.”

Lundy: “She doesn’t write punchlines. She is the punchline.”

“Call me a bitch? Finally — someone gets it.”

Side-by-side “before/after” photos — happy cheater in a leather booth at a bar → same guy later, pants ripped, beer dumped, Karla in the corner smirking. Caption: “Balance restored.”