Jonathan Spriggs

Nicknames: “Ghost Dad of Baseball”

Occupation/Role: Former co-owner of Kompanions, Stat-head Genius, Ghost Believer

Nicknames: “Dweeb Genius,” “The Other Spriggs,” “Ghost Dad of Baseball”

Quotes (Pick 5):

“Baseball is math. Except when it isn’t.”

“I don’t need credit. I need proof.”

“She was the face, I was the formula.”

“You call it crazy. I call it a Kompanion.”

(Rickles quip:) “If this guy wins a World Series, I’m starting my own hedge fund.”

Nameplate: Vanessa Spriggs

Occupation/Role: Former “Face of the Franchise,” Charismatic Sociopath, Fallen Star

Nicknames: “Vee,” “Face,” “The Charmer”

Quotes (Pick 5):

  • “The cameras loved me. He just came with the package.”

  • “Dynasties don’t die. They fade. And then they come back.”

  • “Jonathan crunched numbers. I crushed people.”

  • “If you want sympathy, buy a dog. If you want a trophy, call me.”

  • (Eko aside:) “She could sell firewood in July and ice in January.”