Jonathan Spriggs
Nicknames: “Ghost Dad of Baseball”
Occupation/Role: Former co-owner of Kompanions, Stat-head Genius, Ghost Believer
Nicknames: “Dweeb Genius,” “The Other Spriggs,” “Ghost Dad of Baseball”
Quotes (Pick 5):
“Baseball is math. Except when it isn’t.”
“I don’t need credit. I need proof.”
“She was the face, I was the formula.”
“You call it crazy. I call it a Kompanion.”
(Rickles quip:) “If this guy wins a World Series, I’m starting my own hedge fund.”
Nameplate: Vanessa Spriggs
Occupation/Role: Former “Face of the Franchise,” Charismatic Sociopath, Fallen Star
Nicknames: “Vee,” “Face,” “The Charmer”
Quotes (Pick 5):
“The cameras loved me. He just came with the package.”
“Dynasties don’t die. They fade. And then they come back.”
“Jonathan crunched numbers. I crushed people.”
“If you want sympathy, buy a dog. If you want a trophy, call me.”
(Eko aside:) “She could sell firewood in July and ice in January.”