Conrad Wells

Startled by us. Trusted by the birds. Conrad Wells didn’t pose. The birds did. They even wandered into his aura. You can fake the “Bird King” crown, but not the flock.

Nicknames: Bird King; Freak on the Corner.

Occupation/Role: Ornithologist, eccentric backyard prophet.

Segments: Backyard Mythos.

Bio: Conrad Wells was just a soft-spoken birdwatcher until the birds started landing on his shoulders and whispering secrets only he could hear. Some think he’s a harmless eccentric with binoculars. Conrad never explains — he just mutters about migration patterns like they’re prophecies.

Quotable:

“Cardinals don’t lie. People do.”

Clancy Cee: “I’ve seen plenty of jinxes, but never a guy who got birds to sign off on his alibis.”

“If you want to know the future, watch which way the starlings turn.”

Lorenzo: “He’s not a kook. He’s a conduit.”

“The truth is perched right above your head. But you’re too busy looking down.”

Quotable:

“Cardinals don’t lie. People do.”

Clancy Cee: “I’ve seen plenty of jinxes, but never a guy who got birds to sign off on his alibis.”

“If you want to know the future, watch which way the starlings turn.”

Lorenzo: “He’s not a kook. He’s a conduit.”

“The truth is perched right above your head. But you’re too busy looking down.”