Calvin “Calc” Doyle
Calc Doyle insists life adds up. But only if you carry the one — and remember the whiskey.
Nicknames: Calc, Chalkboard Cowboy.
Role/Occupation: Math teacher turned reluctant Game Night guru.
Segments: Game Night; Backyard Mythos.
Known For: Explaining love through algebra.
Favorite Topics: Guitars, baseball, “the math of bad decisions.”
Quotable:
“Baseball is just calculus played in dirt and grass.”
“Music, math, and myth — that’s the only holy trinity I trust.”
“I can solve for X, but I still can’t solve myself.”
“Every bat swing has an angle, every heartbreak has a curve.”
“They told me to teach geometry. I taught batting averages instead.”
Lorenzo: “Calc kinda looks like an older Buddy Holly with a hangover.”
August: “He’s the only guy I know who who brings a protractor to a ballgame.”